Acceptance speech

I would like to dedicate my first post to the important people who make my life as a trophy life both possible and enjoyable. Warning: do not read the text in paranthesis, it is mushy and icky.

First, and I must say most importantly, my husband Tom. Thank you for working so hard and making that money. Without it I would not be where I am today. (Also, thank you for being such a caring and supportive part of my life.)

Second, the kitties. Thor and Freyja, thank you for being there for cuddles even though I do not feed you or change your litter box...let's be serious, those are jobs for a Tom...and even though you do not really like me. I know you two put up with me simply because you know Tom and I are a package deal. (*cuddle*)

Third, my Melisa and Paula, without you I would not be where I am today...literally, I would still be up in that cold, snowy state. Thank you Melisa for helping me accept my place in life as a trophy wife, for being my willing drinking and dancing partner, and for sharing your offspring with me...which helped me realize kids aren't that bad, expecially when they are 11 and 16. (You my girl, Boo!) Thank you Paula for taking me shopping and teaching me the fine art of spending money, for being my usually unwilling drinking partner...until the first sip anyway, after that the clothes fly off...and for enabling my Coach love (You my other girl, Shawty!)