Dear Trophy Wife

Today I will answer my first Dear Trophy Wife question. Remember ladies and gentlemen, if you have questions for the Trophy Wife send them to sharastevens@hotmail.com with Trophy Wife in the subject. On to the question...

Dear Trophy Wife,
I am wondering how you keep your hair so perfectly coiffed in all this rain.
Sincerely, MessY RainHaired and in a Dilema

Dear MessY,
The secret is staying out of the rain! I do not go out into the rain unless it is absolutely necessary because it would mess up my look. When I do have to go out in the rain an umbrella is a must! And I must say, my hair just has this natural bounce that goes where I want it to, it just takes a little mousse. But if you aren't blessed with my bouncy-with-only-a-little-mousse hair, you can always try a pony tail, just make sure it is a cute and not sloppy, you don't want to look like you just finished working out or something nasty like that.
Sincerely,
The Dry and Bouncy Trophy Wife