Gender Bender

I am not a very patient person. I do not like waiting for things. It is a well known fact in my world. And Pookie expects me to wait another 8 weeks to find out whether Pookie is a boy or a girl. 8 weeks! That is 2 months!!! Grr!

So today I decided I must find out right away. I looked at a Chinese gender chart...a girl! Mayan chart...boy! The whole ring on a string over your belly thing? Yeah...when I hold the string it turns out girl, when Money Man holds the string it turns out boy.

I have decided one of two things is true with this situation.
1. Pookie is a hermaphrodite.
2. Pookie somehow picked up a sense of humor from daddy about teasing mommy about her impatience.