Just Another Day of Hotness

So I went grocery shopping today at the big smiley face place. Here is the highlight of that experience...

I was walking along puching my cart (buggy for you suthren crazies), happily spending the Sugah Man's money. I am dressed like I usually am...jean capris, flip flops, low cut shirt (those of you who know me in real life know I like to let the "girls" breath).

I pass a guy on the main aisle. He smiles and says hi. I say hi back. He says "you look good." I say thank you and keep walking. He says something about phone...I swear I heard "phone a friend"...but anyway, I took it to be something about wanting my number. I said "no, I am married" and turned down an aisle to get Sugah Man's shower gel so he can smell good for me. He comes back to the aisle and tells me I have a nice shape. I say thank you again. Then he asks if he can take my picture...I say no. Now, I am smiling and laughing at him the whole time because he was nice and funny, but in the back of my mind I was thinking, "is this about to get really creepy?" Then he asks again if he can take my picture and says he can take it from the neck down...I am choosing to believe this is because he thought I didn't want to be recognized, not because from the neck up is bad. I say no again. His final attempt was asking if he could get a hug. I say no again and tell him he is crazy as I laugh and walk off.

Then it got creepy. I walked down the next aisle and another guy peeks his head around the end of it. Then his head disappears and I hear something about big...I am choosing to believe he was talking about my tatas and not me in general. I guess the first dude told his friend to check me out...but peeking dude was older and creepier.

Sigh...I can't take the "girls" anywhere. ;)